1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,810 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:03,370 On demand. 3 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:15,450 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... You've been on the tag. 4 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:19,940 Self -destruction if you're f***ing up your life. Your mother asked me to give 5 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:23,840 you a job as a busboy. And that's exactly what you will be doing again if 6 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:24,840 don't show some respect. 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:28,320 I can tell when you drink a little too much because you get a look in your eyes 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,320 and you get an attitude. 9 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:32,100 I was fine until you started bringing it up. What, seriously? 10 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:35,720 Our engagement party's coming up and I would love for you to come. 11 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:39,320 I'm hoping to actually talk to her at some point before then. 12 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,300 Oh yeah, you're dreaming. That's not going to happen. 13 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:46,580 How big are you going to go? You're getting triple Ds. A full C, small D. 14 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,300 not going to pay for something that I don't like. It's not what you want, 15 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,300 though. 16 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,400 We both feel like you've just been so extremely negative lately. 17 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:59,240 These apps look a lot like people who used to be my best friends. 18 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:00,840 Jackson's got arrested. 19 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,580 Over a pair of sunglasses. 20 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,680 Sometimes you don't make the right choices. 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,760 Dude, stop acting like you're the number one guy in this group, man. 22 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,800 I'm the number one guy in this group. Are you? 23 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,200 Are you kidding me, Jax? 24 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,080 Ladies, I have champagne. 25 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,500 Oh, thank you. 26 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,720 There you go. 27 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,200 Cheers. Cheers. 28 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:58,820 It's been really hard for me this summer not having Ariana there 100 % for me. 29 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,500 Things with Shay and I haven't been the best. I want my old friend Ariana back, 30 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,300 so I'm trying to salvage what I can. 31 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,620 Should we try on some stuff? 32 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:07,900 Yeah. 33 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,240 Those are hot. 34 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,020 Those are really hot. But just, like, with nothing else? 35 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 Thank you. 36 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,460 You can see my nipple. 37 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,080 This looks like how is it sexy? 38 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:32,480 This is like way too girly for me. 39 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:38,320 I feel like inviting me lingerie shopping is a little bit of Sheena 40 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,680 issues under the rug, but we're working on it. 41 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:41,940 Yep. 42 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,620 Are you going to get anything? 43 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,260 No, nothing fit. I think this is... 44 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,560 I like that. 45 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,640 $100? That's just $150. 46 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:54,060 Hopefully my fiance likes it. She's gonna love it. 47 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,320 Tom and I have not had sex since we got engaged. 48 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:02,220 So if there was ever a time to be lingerie shopping, I guess it should be 49 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:06,000 -engagement. Has it, like, really sunk in, though? Like, you're engaged, but do 50 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,500 you realize, like, you're getting married? 51 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,820 I mean, of course I've been planning my wedding since I was, like, 12. 52 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,260 Yeah. But once we set a date, then we'll start looking at locations. 53 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:17,290 Because a lot of people, when they get engaged, they rush out and be like, oh, 54 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,370 my God, be my bridesmaids, everyone. 55 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:20,850 I'm like, I mean, Stassi might be a bridesmaid. 56 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:22,310 Oh, good Lord. 57 00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:27,570 She's been texting and really trying to claw her way back in. I mean, I'm not 58 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:33,310 there yet. I know her and Kristen really want both of us to go to Palm Springs. 59 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,620 Kristen's friend Rachel has a house out in Palm Springs, so Kristen invited me 60 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:41,020 and Katie to come out and spend the weekend with her, but then she screwed 61 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:45,600 all up by inviting Stassi. I know she realizes she messed up, but I can't say 62 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,600 apology is going to change anything. 63 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:51,140 I am nowhere near ready to forgive Stassi, and it makes it even more 64 00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:55,620 that now Tom's invited her to our engagement party. Way to contribute. 65 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:56,779 Bubba. 66 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:59,240 I feel bad because I kind of laid into him. 67 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,580 the other night when we were at the party. Yeah, Tom was trying to talk to 68 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:09,160 Schwartz about what had happened that day, and Jack kept trying to interrupt, 69 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:13,480 and Jack goes, stop trying to make yourself more important than me. 70 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,560 You're not more popular than me, and you never will be. 71 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,459 What I heard, you and Sandoval were, like, upset that night. Wait, wait, 72 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,600 Take it down. 73 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:28,980 I'm just saying, Jax told me is that you guys were upset because Sandoval was 74 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:32,260 like, why aren't we talking about my band? Nobody wants to talk about Tom's 75 00:04:32,260 --> 00:04:33,260 band. 76 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,400 It's like if you got drunk and, like, you and Shay wrecked a car and he broke 77 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,320 his leg and, like, all of a sudden, like, I want to talk about my band or 78 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,760 something. It's like, dude, that's... Shut the f*** up. What about your band? 79 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,080 He's f***ing ridiculous. 80 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,920 Jax is acting like a f***ing fool. 81 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:04,360 When you just did that like when you went up again like that, then go to the 82 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,400 higher one. Okay, cool. 83 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,600 Let's do it again, mate. 84 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,840 I'm working on a pump CD. It's basically 10 songs composed, written, and 85 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:19,840 produced by me. 86 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,660 I'm very ambitious and talented in what I'm doing. I don't mean to sound 87 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:32,280 conceited, but I'm the white in Kanye West. 88 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,200 Hello. 89 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:44,660 Hello. James creates a lot of original music that really embodies the ambience 90 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,100 at Pump. That sounds great. 91 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,099 Yeah, I know. 92 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:50,360 So Ken and I said, okay, let's finance a pumped CD. 93 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:51,840 You clever boy. 94 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,720 You look like a slob, but you sound amazing. 95 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:57,080 Thank you. Good, sit down. 96 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,100 I'm so excited. You're still doing the song with Lala? 97 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,540 We're making the song, but it's not going on the album, I've decided. 98 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,240 Because things are a little complicated between you and Lala? 99 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:07,740 Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,140 Lala and I got into it a little bit the other day. 101 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,460 Those are the days you hit me up, babe. Those are the only days you're f***ing 102 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,160 lonely, you ain't got anyone else to f***ing hang out with you. Your f***ing 103 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,040 sake is f***ing, you should f***ing learn your lesson, babe. 104 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:24,100 You know... Part of me misses Kristen at this point, which I know sounds crazy. 105 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:24,539 Oh, goodness. 106 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:28,360 Really, yeah, that does sound crazy. If there's something destructive in your 107 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,160 life, you have to detach from it. And I've told you that about your drinking 108 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,220 well. I really don't want to let you down, Lisa. 109 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,380 There's only a few people that give you a chance in life. You know that. Don't 110 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,359 screw it up. 111 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,080 Yeah, and you're definitely one of those people. 112 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400 Well, don't screw it up. 113 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,480 That's what I wanted to say, Lisa. Like, honestly, like, I know that I've been, 114 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,480 like... No, you don't have to say. 115 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,860 I'm very grateful. You thanked me. 116 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,060 By being professional and getting this done. 117 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:00,780 Dude, are you sure about that? 118 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,620 Because A, it's painful. It's really expensive. And also, I think the 119 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:08,660 funny and it's a good story. It's like a nice little memento. 120 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,240 God, I want him to keep that ass tattoo. 121 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,660 That's like our thing. That's our story. 122 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,960 Oh my God. 123 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:17,340 What the? 124 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,520 I got one too. 125 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:23,560 What? I want to be at Tattoo Brothers, you know? 126 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:26,580 Hey, what's up? 127 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:32,860 So, I guess Jax went to Sheena and said that we were quote -unquote upset 128 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:37,440 because nobody else wanted to talk about your band. 129 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,780 Are you kidding me? 130 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,720 No. For real. 131 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:48,520 Dude. Jax is probably feeling a little humiliated about all the things that he 132 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,160 said last night. Well, I'll talk to you in a little bit then. All right, cool. 133 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:53,820 Instead of apologizing, he's now on the offensive. 134 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,840 Trying to make me look like a douchebag. 135 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,500 You good to go? Yeah. Come with me. Okay, okay. 136 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,580 Way to take responsibility, Jax. 137 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,900 Way to be a good friend. 138 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,940 Hi, I'm Tom. Nice to meet you. Good to see you. Terrible tattoo. 139 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,560 Good to see you again. Welcome back. 140 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,940 You know what the number one reason for keeping that tattoo is? That terrifying 141 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:14,940 James Bond villain -esque device. 142 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,980 Okay, Tom, so this is the laser. 143 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,820 I mean, holy shit. 144 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,520 That thing is scary, man. 145 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,880 Would you like to hold a sand or would you like to hold blue balls? 146 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,260 Blue balls? 147 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:25,400 Is this going to hurt? 148 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,599 Yeah, dude. 149 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,420 All right. Do a little test spot first to see how you do, okay? 150 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,880 Okay. All right. All right, wait. Wait, hold on, hold on. Okay, okay. I got like 151 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,460 a cramp in my back. Hold on, give me a second. 152 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:41,860 All right, I'm ready. On three. One, two, three. 153 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,760 This time on the count of three, I want you to flex your butt cheeks really 154 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 hard, okay? 155 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,140 All right. One, two, three. Good, good, good, good, good. Ow, ow. 156 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:58,170 This is literally such a pain in the ass. It feels like a rubber band. Smack 157 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,009 on your skin. 158 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:01,210 Tell me if you need a break. Yeah, yeah, give me a break. 159 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,870 But a machine gun. 160 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:06,690 Very good. 161 00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:07,770 Almost done. 162 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:09,270 Perfect. 163 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:14,590 Last little bit, okay? Hang in there. Five, four, three, two, one. 164 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,409 That's it. 165 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:18,630 Dude. What do you think? All right. 166 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:19,910 Yeah, it hurt. 167 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,100 All right, Tom, so you're just going to sit here for a minute. We're drinking 168 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,820 tonight. All right. All right. Take care. Nice to meet you. 169 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,060 Bye. 170 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,280 Dude, you did it. 171 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:29,580 Yeah. 172 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:33,240 Coming up. I don't think you're supposed to play with those. 173 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,500 That's what I'm going to do to you. 174 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,480 All I do is sit on your couch and drink. Story of my life. 175 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,880 I like queens really hardcore. 176 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,260 Will you just stay here forever? 177 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,440 I might have to. 178 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,100 I'm, like, so good at squatting. Like, I didn't realize that this was, like, a 179 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,380 talent that I should have tapped into years ago, you know? 180 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,360 Squatting is legit. 181 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:09,000 I can't even talk because I'm so stressed out about this comedy thing 182 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,780 rewritten sketches, and it's, like, in days, and I don't know what I'm doing. 183 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,059 Oh, well. 184 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,280 Rachel is the comedian. 185 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,480 I used to date someone that was really into porn. 186 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,090 So I installed a nanny cam. 187 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:21,050 I just had hours of him beating off. 188 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,090 Typically, I've done more dramatic roles. 189 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:26,030 Your mom, he just wants a pizza. 190 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,110 That gives an idea, right? Yeah. Yeah. 191 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:34,890 Expanding my wings. I have that one sketch specifically where I have to be 192 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:36,030 of like Vegas Ratchet. 193 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:40,350 So last night when we were at Kyle Chan's party at Comp, I was like, Tina, 194 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,150 you like teach me and help me and whatever? 195 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:46,230 So I invited her to the show. I didn't even acknowledge Ariana. 196 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,110 Katie looks hot as shit last night. 197 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,090 Okay, well, I don't know what to do about her. 198 00:10:51,790 --> 00:10:55,070 Any advice that anyone could give me at this point? 199 00:10:55,730 --> 00:11:02,170 I'll take it. I had talked to Katie briefly about Palm Springs, and she just 200 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:06,030 said, like, honestly, Kristen, like, if Stassi's going, like, I'm just not ready 201 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:09,050 to be on, like, vacay with her yet. Like, I haven't even talked to her. 202 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:14,390 Katie definitely needs a little push to talk to Stassi, so maybe if I... 203 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,930 Drag them two and a half hours away from Los Angeles, lock them in a room 204 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:19,510 together, something good will happen. 205 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:24,470 All I'm asking is for her to just listen to me. And if she decides at the end of 206 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:28,430 everything that I have to say, like, you know what, no, then that's it. 207 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:31,390 I'm not expecting anything. And I understand that. 208 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:36,110 I feel like this can all be cool again. 209 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:41,430 We've all been through so much together for so many f***s. And if you can 210 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:45,470 forgive me and Tom can forgive Jack, it's like, come on. 211 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,570 We just have to figure out how to use this room. 212 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:56,570 I'm kind of nervous. 213 00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:57,990 Nervous? Yeah. 214 00:11:58,670 --> 00:11:59,670 Bad dress. 215 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,290 Hopefully we're not going to be there much longer. 216 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:06,710 Yeah. I wish we knew exactly where we were moving right now. 217 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:08,510 I do too. I woke up this morning. 218 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,340 I'm not happy. 219 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:16,500 I mean, Hawaii, you know, my friends, my job, my relationship. 220 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,980 What do you mean, your relationship? 221 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,220 Well, I mean, this is new. 222 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:24,660 So, I mean, I'm trying to, like, deal with this. Like, you know, you just 223 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:30,920 here. The last, what, two months have just been such... You know, I keep 224 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,500 repeating these things that I told myself that I was not going to do 225 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,640 Get arrested, have petty fights with my friends, you know, rush into 226 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,640 relationships. 227 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:39,860 You've got to be my witness. 228 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,520 I feel like I'm falling back into some old habits, and I don't want to go 229 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,920 No, I don't like seeing you upset. I don't like being upset. I feel like I'm 230 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,840 grown man, and I feel like I'm just crumbling right now. I feel like such a 231 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,380 pussy, but I'm not happy at all. 232 00:12:55,700 --> 00:13:00,120 I talked to Shay last night, and he's like, I'm going through exactly what 233 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,380 going through, and I didn't even notice it. He was really upset, and she'd never 234 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,620 gone through issues for a while. 235 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,320 But I really didn't understand what their issues were. 236 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:12,920 She's like, well, it's drinking and this. But drinking, something's 237 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,360 your life, but you need to start drinking. 238 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,780 So he's not happy. He's not happy with Sheena. 239 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,640 Hi. Hi. 240 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,200 To be taken back? Yeah. All right. Right this way? All right. Thank you. 241 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,320 Feel free to take a pee wherever you'd like, and the doctors will be right with 242 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,080 you. All right. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. 243 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,600 This is intimidating. 244 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,880 I don't think you're supposed to play with those. 245 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,040 This is what I'm going to do to you. 246 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,880 You know, five minutes ago, I was in a shifty mood, but now, boob. 247 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,060 They put me right in a great mood. 248 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,000 You need to make this look good. 249 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,760 Hi. Hi, Brittany. 250 00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,520 Brittany, nice to meet you. 251 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:03,740 You know, the first thing we generally ask people is what size you would like 252 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:04,740 be. 253 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,500 Like a full C. 254 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,580 Full C, okay. We have our friend, I guess, Sarah. 255 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,920 I think we're a little bigger, though. 256 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,920 So, yeah, I mean, that'll put you well into the D range. You want that look. If 257 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,060 you're comfortable with that. 258 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 That's what you wanted, right? 259 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,900 Yeah. I mean, who doesn't love big boobs, you know? It's a win -win for 260 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:28,419 us, really. 261 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,620 If she wins, I win. 262 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,280 Not just for you, for me, too. 263 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,720 See what you did to me? Do you want me to put it on you? Yeah. 264 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,820 Salem scratched the shit out of my neck. 265 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,460 Jeez. 266 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:56,060 I don't know if you noticed, because you are a little tipsy. 267 00:14:57,140 --> 00:15:02,280 I feel like we took ten steps forward and we've taken a few back. 268 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,980 When you drink, you drink too much. 269 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:07,080 And I don't like having to... 270 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,160 be your mother and tell you that. So I usually just like let it go because 271 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,380 there's no point in arguing with you. You don't let it go. 272 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,060 You're the only one who said anything. 273 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,060 And I'm the only one who matters because I'm married to you. So if it bothers 274 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,140 me, it should bother you. 275 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:26,440 Shay has already resented me so much for so many things. I hope that he'll 276 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,740 understand I'm only trying to help. 277 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:33,580 The thing you do that bothers me is just when you do mother me when we are out 278 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,459 and about. 279 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,200 Because I don't like having a drunk husband who can't take care of me. 280 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,220 I don't understand how you can't understand that. 281 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,820 What? No, tell me. 282 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,860 This is so frustrating. 283 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:55,520 I always say I'm unhappy because, oh, I'm drinking this, and now I'm a loser, 284 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,560 don't have a job. I've never said you're a loser. I'm not saying, but that's how 285 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,560 it's coming off. 286 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,120 And that's why I'm unhappy. 287 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:05,890 I want to fix this. I want to fix you. You can't. 288 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,650 You can't fix everyone. 289 00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:09,970 Okay, well, now what do we do? 290 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,510 Now what's our next move? 291 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,210 What are you going to do for a career? 292 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:16,890 I'm pushing 30, and I just bought a Sega Genesis. 293 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,290 That's who I am. That's who I will be. 294 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:25,190 I think it kind of sucks that I'm still struggling and trying to prove myself to 295 00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:26,139 my wife. 296 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:29,100 When we have children, I'm sure we'll go home, you know. 297 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:33,340 We're going to buy a house back home because we have two moms who are full 298 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,860 nanny babysitters. When we go back there, I do want to teach and coach. 299 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:40,840 That's where our kids will go one day, you know, and that Shay name will never 300 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,860 leave that school. 301 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:46,840 Shay and I went to high school together, and Shay doesn't like living in L .A. I 302 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,960 don't know that he's happy. 303 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,260 I don't make great money, but... I didn't marry you for your money, 304 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,710 My mom always said, marry first for money and then for love, and I did 305 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:07,410 Wow, you put some cream on my butt. 306 00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:11,410 Aw, did you kiss my butt? 307 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,490 Maybe. 308 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,310 There you go. 309 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,109 Why do I feel like I'm here to do work? 310 00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:23,790 Because I asked you to come and do work. 311 00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:26,130 This thing has a lot of history. 312 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:27,530 Yeah, it does. 313 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,830 You know, it's actually probably really good that we're getting rid of this 314 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,510 couch, because this couch knows too much about our past. 315 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:35,970 He was at one end of the couch. You were at the under. You guys started touching 316 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:39,270 each other's legs. You started sucking his feet, returned the favor, and you 317 00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:41,430 banged. So it's time for it to go. 318 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,870 Whoa, quarters, remote. Oh, remote. 319 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:48,350 No joke, though. The majority of the change in socks are probably from me. 320 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:54,400 How many third bartenders does it take to move a couch out of the apartment? 321 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 Hold on, I'm stuck. 322 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,980 Yeah, if you go real high, we can get this. 323 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,700 What's catching? It's like the couch has a curse of Kristen. It doesn't want to 324 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,700 leave. 325 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,340 That was my workout for the day. 326 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,659 You all right? 327 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,660 Yeah. 328 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,800 Oh, thanks. 329 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:17,480 I was lingerie shopping. 330 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:25,120 And Sheena told me that you told her that Tom and I were upset the other 331 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,560 because Tom wanted to talk about his band. 332 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,380 Which is 100 % not true, Jack. 333 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,480 Just own it. 334 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:39,100 I am being completely honest. I swear on my life, that is what happened. No. I 335 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:43,660 heard it with my own ears. That is what started it. And I completely remember 336 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,720 this happening in my head. Jack, you were literally acting like you had just 337 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:51,100 a... and lobotomy oh yeah you're welcome for helping your goddamn couch all 338 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,000 right so should i bring up all the things i've done for you i'm having my 339 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,120 issues right now stop making everybody look like because you're too much of a 340 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:02,300 pussy to admit to your wrong doing i'm not wrong i think tom's influenced by 341 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:06,700 ariana because most of the time tom sandoval is just generally a mellow guy 342 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,820 when ariana's around he definitely makes situations bigger than they are i'm a 343 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,820 badass 344 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,880 friend to all my friends. I f***ing take care of them. I do whatever they 345 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,940 f***ing need. I never f***ing stab them in the back. Ever. 346 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,260 Oh, Lord. 347 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:24,300 And you guys f***ing talk s*** about me like I'm a backstabbing, selfish piece 348 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:24,999 of s***. 349 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,100 You, Tina, f***ing everybody. 350 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,420 I care. 351 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,040 F*** you, man. 352 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,640 I've got things to do. 353 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,540 Coming up. 354 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,090 You heard about what happened at Pump. No, what happened at Pump? 355 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,570 Richardson and James got into an altercation. 356 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:56,730 I don't know who's more excited, you or me. 357 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,770 It's going to be a while before you're going to get to play. 358 00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,230 I'm going to bury my head in those damn ways. 359 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:05,650 I'm a little scared. I mean, I've only been dating Brittany for three months 360 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,570 now, and this is like a permanent. 361 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,980 Dang, throwing some D's on that bitch. 362 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,520 Woo! 363 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,520 I mean, it's like when you get your pants altered. 364 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,539 There's no returns. 365 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,780 Did you call your mom? 366 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,500 Yeah, I called her on the way here. She's excited. 367 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,080 Now you're going to have big boobs to match that booty. 368 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,580 I know, and I'm nervous. 369 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,039 Don't be nervous. 370 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,060 How many times have you been here? 371 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320 A handful. 372 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,520 Yeah, it's all finished. 373 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,980 No. 374 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,350 I come here a lot for my Botox, but for surgery, three times. 375 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:36,910 You don't need to keep doing stuff. 376 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,650 I know, but I like it. It's preventative. 377 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,790 Oh, there they are. Good morning. 378 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,650 Just get better looking every time I see you. 379 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,030 Okay. Excited? 380 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,510 Yeah. I'm ready to throw some D's on this. 381 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:48,970 Let's get this started. 382 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,470 Oh, this is so nerve -wracking. Just relax. 383 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,030 Before you know it, we'll be done. 384 00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,230 All right. Okay. 385 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,130 All right, guys, let's rock and roll. 386 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,610 Thank you, sir. What? 387 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280 Yes. 388 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,160 This is bigger than what we normally put in. 389 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,160 I think they both will be happy. 390 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,180 The Ds were not in our original plan, but no one's ever regretted buying a 70 391 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:18,360 -inch TV, you know? No one said, damn it, I wish I would have got the 40 392 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,580 So, go big or go home. 393 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,810 What's up, Boobs McGee? Don't make me laugh. 394 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:30,390 I mean, I guess you could call me Santa Claus. 395 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,830 Handing out little gifts here and there. 396 00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:40,550 How you 397 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:44,470 feeling? Not a shot. 398 00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:45,769 Want to go party? 399 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:46,770 Yeah. 400 00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,259 Hi, Peter. 401 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:00,260 Who is that? 402 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,460 Lala. Lala, I came to you. Oh, there you are. Hey, how you doing? 403 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,219 How's it going? 404 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,220 Good. How are you? 405 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,240 I'm good. 406 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,320 We're busy tonight. 407 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,179 I know. 408 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,280 That's why I'm here early. 409 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,680 How's everything? Good. 410 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,860 I've taken up reading books. 411 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,620 Okay. Yeah, 412 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,279 I love it. 413 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280 Oh, good. All right. 414 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,180 I was given a book called Fountainhead, which is by Anne Rand. It's a 415 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:26,260 philosophical book, and it's about architecture and... 416 00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:32,290 Architects, it's amazing what I accomplish now that I'm not focused on a 417 00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:33,690 little string bean DJ. 418 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,830 You heard about what happened at Pump, right? 419 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,090 No, what happened at Pump? 420 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:41,270 Well, I heard that Richardson and James got into an altercation. When I work, I 421 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,049 work hard. 422 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,810 Oh, I know that. He works more than me. That's why you're my head guy. 423 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:46,790 This happened last night, actually. 424 00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:48,750 Was he drunk? Like, I don't understand. I think so. 425 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:53,080 Kristen had come in. James was professing his love to Kristen. Over the 426 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:57,000 Yeah, yeah. I was not surprised to hear that Kristen was there because for some 427 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,760 reason she loves to throw gas on a fucking flame and then let that burn. 428 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,480 See, and I told him this a thousand times because he's already professed his 429 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,480 love to me. 430 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,640 I'm like, you don't... James talks a lot. 431 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,620 No, I get it. The drinking, I think, is why he flies out. Hello. 432 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,200 Well, hi, Lisa. What's going on? 433 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,840 Look at you. You look so pretty. 434 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,960 Well, so do you. We were talking about a little incident that happened at Pump. 435 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:26,540 Oh, I've already heard rumblings about that. Yeah. 436 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,560 What do you know? I heard that James was verbally assaulting Richardson. Like, 437 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:33,040 I'm better than you. You're going to always be a server. 438 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,000 That makes me so mad. Yeah. You have no idea how mad. He does that, though, 439 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,020 Lisa, when he drinks. 440 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,640 Stupid, stupid boy. 441 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:43,510 This stops right here. Just like when Kristen talked badly to Diana. 442 00:23:43,730 --> 00:23:47,930 I will not tolerate that. Leave right now. Diana, walk away. You're not on the 443 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:48,970 restaurant. Move your ass. 444 00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,370 Leave. Suck it in. 445 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,330 Stop my stuff. 446 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:55,630 It was because Kristen came in. He was like, you know, saying that, oh, I love 447 00:23:55,630 --> 00:23:56,329 you, Kristen. 448 00:23:56,330 --> 00:24:00,410 In my opinion, it's better if they're never even in the same situation. 449 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,770 This is a toxic relationship. 450 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:07,750 James has to be responsible for his own actions. I don't care if Kristen's the 451 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:10,590 catalyst. He can't blame it on anybody else. 452 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:14,630 So you haven't spoken to James? No, I haven't spoken to James or Richardson. 453 00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,030 But I'm going to. 454 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,780 Richardson's worked for us for years, and he is my right hand at pump. And I 455 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:26,220 think what he's achieved and who he is is not going to be disrespected by a 456 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:27,760 little pipsqueak like James Kennedy. 457 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,140 I'm going to haul him over the goals. 458 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:34,080 So I'll keep you informed, Peter, as to what we're going to do with James 459 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,480 regarding here. Yes, ma 'am. Sounds good. All right? I'll see you later. 460 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,880 Lisa. Bye. 461 00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:46,490 You got to take me to the bathroom. 462 00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:47,930 No, 463 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,030 you can't grab my arms, honey. You got to, like, push my back up. Just pull 464 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,770 legs? No, don't joke. 465 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:56,590 I'm going to see things in this relationship that I haven't seen yet. 466 00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:59,890 Don't hit your shoulders or your big old noggin on my boob. 467 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,770 We're going to get real comfortable real quick. 468 00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:03,050 All right, I got to pee. 469 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:06,710 This is Terry's boyfriend duty right now. I'm going to have to help her pee. 470 00:25:06,710 --> 00:25:08,890 going to have to help her change. I'm going to have to help her eat. 471 00:25:09,130 --> 00:25:10,130 Is that enough? 472 00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:11,530 I need a lot more. 473 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:12,750 No, that's good. 474 00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:16,360 Here. I've held girls' hair back when they're puking. I'm pretty good at that. 475 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,180 I guess it's all part of it. 476 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,820 Hi. Hi. 477 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,120 I would get up and give you a hug. 478 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,740 I'll give you, like, I can't lift my arms above a third. 479 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,200 You got boobies. My proud father. 480 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:29,920 We got boobs. 481 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,200 Can't wait to put my face in them now. I'm excited. 482 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,060 You and Sarah should, like, stand in the mirror and, like, compare. 483 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,800 I mean, I'll be the judge. I can watch. I can judge, too. 484 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,720 No. 485 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:42,620 Cold day in hell. 486 00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:46,860 Are you coming to the beach? Yes, I am. 487 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,560 We're doing our engagement photos. Oh no, I wish I could go. 488 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:54,480 I don't understand why everyone's going to hang out on the beach. Well, because 489 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,560 we're going to have a beach party with everyone afterwards. 490 00:25:56,900 --> 00:26:00,540 Invited everyone that we work with to come out because I got so much. 491 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,660 for, like, not inviting or uninviting or whatever I did. 492 00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:07,720 Lala and I have both been involved in an escalating series of just specifically 493 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:11,020 not inviting each other to things, so I'm just going to put an end to that 494 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:14,560 because there's a big body of water that I could just chuck her into if she gets 495 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,239 out of line. 496 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,620 I know, like, he's, like, dreading the whole engagement picture thing. 497 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:19,900 It'll be fun. 498 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,640 I mean, yeah, again, like... I don't need to be there. And then Courtney... 499 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,660 Okay, well, when you have, like, a really, like... 500 00:26:27,159 --> 00:26:29,240 pessimistic attitude about it. You put that energy out there. It's not 501 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,440 pessimistic, it's realistic. 502 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:33,380 I always told myself I wasn't going to do engagement photos. 503 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,680 I mean, I don't want to be that guy standing behind his girlfriend on the 504 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,840 like this, the cheesy smile. 505 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:44,040 I can't do it. I can't do it. I won't do it. 506 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,360 One last thing. What? 507 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,320 Did you name him yet? Not yet. 508 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,960 He's got to wait until he sees him first. 509 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,780 Yeah, you got to see the baby before you name him. Yeah. 510 00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:56,630 Coming up. You said you're nothing. I'm James Kennedy. 511 00:26:56,890 --> 00:26:57,890 That's disrespectful. 512 00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:18,570 Do you want to, like, chat about what exactly it is you want? 513 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,690 Okay, first in the water, me pulling him out. 514 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:25,870 Reminiscent of the Sandlot movie, the scene where Squint pretends to drown, 515 00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:29,410 Wendy's, like, giving him, like, mouth to mouth, and then he, like, grabs her 516 00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:31,510 head. I don't want to do a whole series, Bubby. 517 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:35,070 Okay, Tom, stop. 518 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:39,430 Tom tends to get pissy when it comes to things like this. He gets this idea in 519 00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:42,850 his head that it's going to be painful or cheesy, but... 520 00:27:43,070 --> 00:27:45,910 No matter what, we're going to do it, and he's going to have fun. He's going 521 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:46,950 like it. For me. 522 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:48,470 For one second. 523 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:58,130 I thought he was a professional model, and sometimes modeling 524 00:27:58,130 --> 00:27:59,130 can be tough, right? 525 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:02,510 I'm not doing it. It doesn't even make sense. 526 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:04,950 Oh, my God. This is so good. 527 00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:09,810 I'm concerned that this might be the first of many things that are cheesy and 528 00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:10,810 expensive. 529 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,180 leading up to the wedding. 530 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,240 Oh, what? Stop. 531 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,740 She's saving him. Down, and then I'll go like this. 532 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,480 I go, oh my God, that's going to be so cute. 533 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,920 That booty, though. 534 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,900 We're going to be doing things no matter what, and then eventually maybe he'll 535 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:27,799 start to enjoy them. 536 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,220 If not, that's his fault. 537 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,920 Remember when we were lingerie shopping and you said that Jack told you that Tom 538 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,760 was pissed that he couldn't talk about his band or something? Yeah, he brought 539 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,760 that up again last night. 540 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:41,930 That night, like, Jax was, like, talking about Brittany and her boobs. I mean, 541 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,490 we talked for a good hour about it. 542 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:44,790 Okay. 543 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:48,770 Part of me feels like he's losing something Brittany's going through and 544 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,330 exploiting it to get attention. 545 00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:57,090 And the fact that the same... Hi. 546 00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:58,049 Hey, guys. 547 00:28:58,050 --> 00:29:01,290 I had to talk to Brittany and check in on her. She's in pain right now, and I 548 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,790 feel awful, but... Oh, my God. 549 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,210 Hi. How are you? Oh, hey. Thanks. 550 00:29:06,030 --> 00:29:09,450 Bernie sends her love. Aw. Looking sexy, man. Hair blowing in the wind. Thanks, 551 00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:13,610 bro. Three million different conversations going on. Yeah. Something 552 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:17,090 Pump that I'm... James showed up, I guess, to work drunk. 553 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:22,530 Then him and Richardson, like, completely got into it. I just know that 554 00:29:22,530 --> 00:29:25,830 Lisa were calling in James for a meeting today, and Richardson had to be there 555 00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:26,830 as, like, a witness. 556 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,040 He's a little out of control right now, isn't he? 557 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,580 Yeah, I think it's just the maturity thing. 558 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,780 I know also what he's going to do. He's going to be begging. 559 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,940 He's going to be contrite. He's going to be remorseful. I've never seen this 560 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:47,940 side of him. 561 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,320 Here he is. 562 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,840 He's the devil. 563 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:54,060 How are you feeling? 564 00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:59,680 That does not make me unhappy, the fact that you're embarrassed. I know. 565 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,900 I've seen your texts and I haven't responded. 566 00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:04,830 Someone to talk to you in person. 567 00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:08,670 James has been texting me non -stop since the blow -up with Richardson. 568 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:12,470 Please go easy on me tomorrow, Lisa. I know things have been messed up, but I 569 00:30:12,470 --> 00:30:13,710 will make it back, I swear. 570 00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:18,950 We understand that you turned up loaded. 571 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:20,310 Kristen showed up too. 572 00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:22,670 Why is she here? You're like a magnet for us. 573 00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,230 Showed up to work drunk. 574 00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:27,970 Kristen walks in, thrown in my face that she's, like, seeing this guy. 575 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,510 She knows she's trying to wind me up, and it's really f***ing working. 576 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,710 It gets to the point where Kristen and I obviously start shouting at each other 577 00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:37,090 in the middle of f***ing pumps in front of the customers. 578 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,310 Richardson tries to stop the situation. 579 00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:42,690 I tell him to mind his own f***ing business. I get into his face. It was a 580 00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:43,930 complete fiasco. 581 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360 You said, 582 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:02,200 you're not talented. You're nothing. You're beneath me. 583 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,700 I'm above you. I'm James Kennedy. 584 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:08,680 That's the person you become when you're drunk. 585 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,440 Because I try to hurt people when I'm drunk. 586 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:12,100 And who are you hurting most for? 587 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:14,140 I guess myself. 588 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,240 It's repetitive. 589 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:20,860 It's a pattern. That's become his normality. And I cannot support that any 590 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,200 longer. It's a job. 591 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:27,480 Yeah. And I don't think right now at Pump it's a job you're cut out for. 592 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:35,660 So can you, like, put me on a suspension for two weeks and I will buff tables, 593 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,940 I'll scrub floors, I'll be a dishwasher. 594 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:40,680 I'm not going to be erratic anymore without alcohol in my system. I 595 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,120 had a revelation that night. A revelation that came at my expense. Can 596 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120 what I'm saying or not? 597 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,240 There you go, that's disrespectful. 598 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,420 Lisa, because I can't talk. I can't get two minutes in. Go away and grow the 599 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,319 f*** up. 600 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,980 I cannot have you in Pump. 601 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:58,540 We need to take right now a permanent break. 602 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:01,460 Come on. What's happening with the Pump album? 603 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,020 I don't know about the Pump album. 604 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,500 That is a minuscule... That's been my life. 605 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,420 It's a minuscule part for you because you've got so many things going on. 606 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:17,580 James, you have had nobody more supportive to you than Ken and I. 607 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:20,160 So what do you want me to do during the week now? 608 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,200 I'm going to have nothing to do. Listen to me. Listen to me. 609 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,740 I understand you're contrite. I understand you're remorseful, and I'm 610 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,639 your tears. 611 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,800 But maybe this is a lesson. 612 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:34,800 Where you grow up now, you grow up. 613 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,160 You know what? 614 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,960 I want you to go back to bussing tables three days a week. I want your feet to 615 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,820 be firmly planted on the ground. 616 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:02,260 You've given him a lot of chances. 617 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,420 More chances than he deserves, if I'm honest. 618 00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:12,600 Coming up. She's been talking a lot of shit about me. Because you're negative 619 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,600 and you're sour. 620 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,420 You writing this now? No one here. 621 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:31,360 Lala, I feel like we're missing somebody in the trio. 622 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,600 Where's James? Where's your guys' sidekick? Well, I think they're coming. 623 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,040 he's talking about bringing some girl with him that he met. 624 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,680 Wait, but isn't, he's bringing a girl with him? Yeah. But he's trying to get 625 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,320 Kristen back, but Kristen's coming here with... Wait, she's coming here? Lala, 626 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,460 I'm so confused. 627 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:50,120 His goal in life is to make people jealous and also always have someone 628 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,140 because he's so insecure that he can never be just by himself. 629 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,800 Lala! I mean... 630 00:33:55,180 --> 00:34:00,780 No psychology major, but I know a little bit about it. I am so confused by the 631 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:05,020 men at serve because it seems that they always need someone who's fully 632 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,880 committed to them as they're off cheating every five seconds. 633 00:34:08,260 --> 00:34:12,980 So Kristen brought a date last night. Yeah, Carter was there at the parlor for 634 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,980 Kristen's comedy show. Wait, so Kristen had a comedy show? 635 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:19,260 Yeah, she did sketch comedy, and then there were stand -ups in between each 636 00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,260 sketch. 637 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,080 I'm loving the no -weave look on you, lady. 638 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,820 Wow, has she been taking sketch classes or did she just kind of like decide she 639 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:30,000 was going to start being funny? 640 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,820 I thought it was pretty funny. I mean, if you're going to do sketch comedy, you 641 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,320 should maybe like take a class or something. 642 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:38,480 I don't know what she does in her free time. I take sketch comedy very 643 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:43,199 seriously, so it offends me when people just think that they can just do it. 644 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,659 I'm all about people trying to better themselves. 645 00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:50,239 Lord knows, she needs a hobby. But you don't just start telling people that you 646 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,159 do comedy. I mean, Kirsten's a joke. 647 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,360 But she doesn't make jokes. 648 00:34:54,699 --> 00:34:58,560 I think she's been hanging out with Rachel and Rachel's comedy group. I 649 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,520 that Rachel is funny in conversation, but I don't think her jokes are original 650 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,760 or funny, really. 651 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:10,620 Ariana sure has a lot of strong opinions on a comedy show that she never even 652 00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:14,640 saw. She's living under a little rain cloud right now, and that's kind of 653 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,860 up. Is she trying to be funny, or what is she doing? 654 00:35:20,230 --> 00:35:23,670 I'm tired of pretending like I don't notice that there's, like, major, like, 655 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:27,470 attitude behind this whole thing. You're different about hanging out, and you 656 00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:29,850 don't want to pretend like I don't notice it anymore. And I've been trying 657 00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:33,950 like, be sensitive to your feelings. Okay, and I mean, I've been kind of 658 00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:37,110 pretending like I've been having a good time around you guys for a long time, 659 00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:44,190 so... Well, I have to go set up for the 660 00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:49,790 other shot we're going to do, so... Holy sh... Way to make me feel like a... 661 00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:55,250 Idiot for putting extra effort into rebuilding our friendship. If you're not 662 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:58,290 having fun with us, stop faking it and stay home. 663 00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:01,410 So gorgeous. 664 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:02,650 What's up, guys? 665 00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:03,770 Hey. 666 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:07,190 This is Laurel, everyone, who hasn't met. Nice to meet you. 667 00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:12,030 This is Laurel, Sheena, Sheena, Laurel. Hi, nice to meet you guys. 668 00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:17,030 James knows exactly what he's doing. If he makes me a little jealous. 669 00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:21,210 I'll kiss him, and if I kiss him, he'll make Kristen really jealous, so she'll 670 00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:23,010 f*** him. It ain't gonna happen, James. 671 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:28,250 I like to kiss men with jobs, but I can guarantee you Kristen still f***s him. 672 00:36:28,850 --> 00:36:30,490 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened this morning? 673 00:36:32,350 --> 00:36:36,370 I lost my f***ing job at Pump. You got fired from Pump? I got fired from Pump, 674 00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:37,870 and the Pump CD is on hold. 675 00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:39,850 Yeah. You're a f***ing DJ. 676 00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:43,390 You know, it's an easy job. All you gotta do is show up, hit play, and not 677 00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:45,810 drunk. But he is hellbent on f***ing it up. 678 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:47,860 And to be honest, it's actually pretty fun to watch. 679 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:52,340 I'm heartbroken, bro. I disappointed Lisa for the final time. She's done. 680 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:55,020 over it. I'm not trying to blame it on anybody, okay? I'm not even going to 681 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:58,060 blame Kristen on walking in as to why I got f***ed up. Because if she didn't, I 682 00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:59,880 probably would have screwed up next month anyway, okay? 683 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,200 It sucks. 684 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,220 Hi, guys. 685 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,240 Hi. 686 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,140 How are those pictures? 687 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,420 Oh, my gosh. What do you want me to show you? I know exactly what James is 688 00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,399 doing. 689 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,420 James assumed that I was bringing Carter. 690 00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:17,170 James didn't want to be left alone, so he put a Craigslist ad out to the local 691 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:18,170 high school newspaper. 692 00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:19,710 Nice try. 693 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,000 Anyway, I need a drink. I got to refill my drink. 694 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:47,900 Huge mistake. 695 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560 Huge. 696 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:58,500 Through therapy, I've learned to not be so 697 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,400 confrontational. I just feel like I need to say something. 698 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,160 Getting an eye on his face right now is going to be really therapeutic. 699 00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:11,890 Are you trashing not only her as a comedian and our show? 700 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,770 All of this is not necessary. 701 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:18,910 I would love to show, and don't trash my best friend as a fucking comic. I said 702 00:38:18,910 --> 00:38:21,170 I had heard your jokes and I didn't think they were original. 703 00:38:22,070 --> 00:38:25,510 Are you a fan of comics? I've been doing comedy for ten years. 704 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:30,130 She's on a little YouTube short, shows up on a sitcom every five years. 705 00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:34,390 As far as I can see, Ariana sleeps late and complains a lot. 706 00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:36,590 That's not exactly working on your career. 707 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,860 You are not a stand -up comic. 708 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,900 So you are not a sketch actor. Actually, I killed the game last night, and I 709 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:46,900 wrote one of the sketches. 710 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:47,899 That's great. 711 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:52,080 I did. Good job. She does this four or five nights a week. She's going on a USO 712 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,960 tour. Because you're a fucking idiot, and you talk out of your ass, and you're 713 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,300 negative. She didn't say what you said that she said. Yes, she did. No, she 714 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,299 didn't. Were you there? 715 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,680 Oh, oh, Jack said that. Why wouldn't I have said that? 716 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,100 Why wouldn't I have said that? 717 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,060 She's your best friend. 718 00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:09,030 No, she's not. She has not been acting like my best friend. 719 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:13,190 She's been talking a lot of shit about me. Because you're negative and you're 720 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:17,030 sour. You can just be positive and be normal and be chill. You writing this 721 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:17,948 down? 722 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:22,670 No one here even likes you. Hey, Kristen, what's your survival rate on 723 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,440 these days, because I know a lot of... I'm sorry, because I'm literally friends 724 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,340 with every single person here. Yeah, and you've literally done your f***ing job 725 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:32,860 ass -kissing everybody and, like, walking... It's not ass -kissing. Yes, 726 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:36,380 It's called owning my s***. I acted immaturely last summer. 727 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:39,400 Immaturely? First thing, you were a full -blown f***ing psycho. 728 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:46,580 I have your girlfriend 729 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:50,400 insulting my best friend. Like, go f*** yourself. 730 00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:52,500 Okay. I'm done with this. 731 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,230 I didn't involve you. Yes, you did. Oh, 732 00:39:56,530 --> 00:39:57,890 God. Oh, I'm up again. 733 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,610 Everything comes full circle. 734 00:40:00,850 --> 00:40:01,850 The real Kristen. 735 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:02,870 Yep. 736 00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,700 I haven't seen a sunset like this since Hawaii. 737 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,080 Hawaii was nice. 738 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,800 It was nice until the end. 739 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,340 I don't know if I'm going to go to jail for three days. I don't know if I'm 740 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,100 going to go to jail for a month. I don't know. 741 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:37,700 It's all up in the air right now. Am I scared? Absolutely. 742 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:42,200 When you're a 36 -year -old man taking something from a store, there's 743 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,200 wrong. 744 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:49,300 Trying to build my credibility is really hard because I keep f***ing up. 745 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,160 And I don't... 746 00:40:51,390 --> 00:40:56,410 know the direction i'm supposed to go uh am i happy and with who i am am i happy 747 00:40:56,410 --> 00:41:00,830 with where i am i think well are you happy i don't know i gotta figure it out 748 00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:04,610 you know britney moving in and you know i'm doing the token jacks move where she 749 00:41:04,610 --> 00:41:09,770 moves in within five days i feel like i i need to escape you know at my age i 750 00:41:09,770 --> 00:41:12,550 shouldn't be getting arrested i shouldn't be getting in trouble and i 751 00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:17,770 like you know just out of control we got softy back in the picture we got 752 00:41:17,770 --> 00:41:18,770 kristen back in the picture 753 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:24,960 I argue with Tom and Ariana about stuff that maybe I was in the wrong, maybe I 754 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,200 wasn't. I don't know. 755 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:29,960 There's so much. It's not just one thing. It's not just the group. Even 756 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,660 try not to let things bother me, it's tiring. 757 00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:35,100 I think there's just, like, something wrong upstairs. 758 00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:37,120 But at 36, I mean, can I change? 759 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:41,760 I don't know. I would love to change. I would love to be not so involved and 760 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,240 everything, but I feel like that's just me. 761 00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:45,129 I'm always involved. 762 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:48,130 I'm like in there some way or another. Even if it doesn't concern me, I feel 763 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,550 like I have to be in the center of attention. 764 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:52,750 I feel like I'm not accepted if I'm not talked about. 765 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,810 It's not bad not to be talked about. 766 00:42:00,570 --> 00:42:04,610 I don't have a ton of people in this town to talk to besides you and Tom and 767 00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:08,150 Tom. And right now I don't even know how much I can even speak to Tom. 768 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,780 And it's sad because, you know, for me to lose my friends would be huge to me. 769 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,260 Huge. 770 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,060 I don't have anything else. 771 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,840 So for me to f*** up... Sassy should be back 772 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,860 here. Everybody should be back here. I'm the one that should be gone. 773 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,840 These aren't my good friends. I feel like they're constantly, like, making 774 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,480 excuses and bailing me out of trouble. 775 00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:39,670 It's just embarrassing. 776 00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:44,410 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 777 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:49,090 He was rage texting me for four hours. The bubble never stopped for one second. 778 00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:52,990 Why don't we stick up to your friend and not throw me under the bus? I'm not 779 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:55,070 throwing you under the bus personally. 780 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:58,890 Ariane, they can just peace out on me so easy. Like, maybe everyone else can 781 00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:01,430 too. I got basically fired from pump. 782 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:05,390 Why? Kristen walked in and then everything just gave up. She was there 783 00:43:05,390 --> 00:43:06,690 got fired. End of story. 784 00:43:09,509 --> 00:43:12,210 Surprise. Oh, my God. 785 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:16,010 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.